If I worked for Ford...

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12/28/2014 at 10:32 • Filed to: If I worked for...

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I'd stick the 5.0 into a Taurus, drive the rear wheels, and name it the Marauder. Instant best seller.

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DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! MysticStick > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 10:37

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All the yes. Plus, let's go ahead and make the badass 5.2 from the GT350 an option.


Kinja'd!!! 1337HPMustang > MysticStick
12/28/2014 at 10:42

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and call it something badass like the svt marauder, or super marauder, or the super marauding super snake :D


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 10:45

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super marauding super snake svt gt road raptor sho


Kinja'd!!! 1337HPMustang > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
12/28/2014 at 10:46

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here we go again...

super marauding super snake svt gt road raptor sho cobrajet cobra


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 10:57

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*sigh* EVERYONE knows the super marauding super snake svt gt road raptor sho cobrajet cobra is just a super marauding super snake svt gt road raptor sho with a bunch of scaffolding in the back and some fancy valve covers.


Kinja'd!!! nafsucof > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 11:05

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yes marauder all the things!!


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 11:06

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Just give us a fucking 4-door mustang-based sedan Ford. Sell it as a Lincoln.


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 11:11

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You could just bring the Falcon over from Aus


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 11:15

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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Chevy+SS+sa…

-killjoy


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 11:42

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I would just import the Falcon.

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Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 11:46

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Yeah they should have a powerful version in black and two other model specific colors.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 12:10

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The problem with these cars is often that they're not instant best sellers. I believe the SRT Viper works had to shut down for a while due to poor sales. Nor do I think the Impala SS has been doing that well despite very good reviews. I've said a version of this here before - when the enthusiast community demands a particular car and the manufacturer responds, we have to go out and buy it. Otherwise, they won't listen next time we want a powerful rear-drive wagon/shooting brake/whatever.


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 12:12

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I'm not impressed with the Taurus.

They got it right once....

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Kinja'd!!! Luke Murphy > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 12:42

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Seeing as the Mercury Marauder didn't exactly fly out of showrooms I'm not sure about that name. However I really wish they would sell the Falcon over here. Chevy has the SS, if they sold a Ford Falcon with an optional stick, made it look a little more sporty and offered a cheaper model (maybe with less equipment) I think it would sell. The SS looks too much like a Malibu. Make it a little more exciting and they'd have a winner I think.


Kinja'd!!! ClassicDatsunDebate > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 12:44

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Or do a Fusion version and rebrand it as a Mercury Capri.


Kinja'd!!! BeyondJamesBond > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 13:10

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Brand it as the Mercury Marauder and bring the fight to the SS and Charger. I like this.


Kinja'd!!! 1337HPMustang > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
12/28/2014 at 14:50

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oh yes a cushy GT with the 5.0 is necessary as well. Good point. Make it look like fords CTS-V coupe

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Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 16:38

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Kinja'd!!! 1337HPMustang > yamahog
12/28/2014 at 17:45

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dodge/chrysler sells chargers and 300s by the truckload though. Don't know why a v8 sedan necessarily has to share the same fate as the SS...


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 19:17

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Price point, styling, and RWD-only.


Kinja'd!!! 1337HPMustang > yamahog
12/28/2014 at 19:38

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it's a car that doesn't exist though so who's to say Ford wouldn't make it exactly like a charger


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > 1337HPMustang
12/28/2014 at 19:58

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Oh, ok, for some reason I thought you were talking about literally sticking the 5.0 into a Taurus, driving the rear wheels, and naming it the Marauder.


Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > Luke Murphy
12/30/2014 at 00:29

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I made a post about this and I agree 100%. Treat it like the Charger/Challenger relationship. A RWD Ford Sedan with all 3 Mustang engine options. Or they could use this platform for Lincoln. They desperately need something to get people into the floors there.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > GhostZ
12/30/2014 at 01:05

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Except don't call it a Lincoln. In fact kill Lincoln. It's time is up.


Kinja'd!!! Luke Murphy > SlickMcRick
12/30/2014 at 17:23

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yeah I just think that it is pointless to not have a competitor in that market. Ford can't let Chevy and Dodge have all the fun, it's unamerican to not have a competitor. Bring back the Falcon!


Kinja'd!!! Montalvo > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
01/15/2015 at 01:44

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I have good memories of the Lincoln LSC. The earliest memory I have was being planted in the backseat. It also had really cool looking seatbelts. The black on black color scheme also made it really hot during the summer.